I Dont Give A Fuck!

Stranger: can i pikachu

You: I choose you!!!!!! to be my fuck buddy

Stranger: Forever arone

You: Forever an Evee

Stranger: Forever seaking your special place

You: I think you are a ho-oh

Stranger: butterfree up your schedule cause well we all know the rest

You: I am wailord, you shall not messeth with I

Stranger: i shall raichu a love song if it helps me get in your pants

You: Well, you better hopip to it

Stranger: when i think of you caterpie evolves to metapod

You: Scy-ther’s just no good women left out there anymore

Stranger: can i squirtle just past that abra

You: Ekans see clearly now the rain is gone

Stranger: that rain was my muk

You: Why dont you come with me on a magikarp-et ride

Stranger: grr-ados

You: This shit is onix-ceptable

Stranger: your comedy goldeen

You: I cant act but omnestar in a movie

Stranger: quickly! start to snorlax so i can pikachu at your jigglypuffs

You: I am fighting this war-tortle-ly naked

Stranger: i just hardened till it felt like steel-ix

You: I dont know if I believe that story. it sounds farfetch’d

Stranger: we should start a dug-trio

You: You should rhydon my dick

Stranger: lets start by taking of our kabutops

You: This weedle make you high

Stranger: abra kadabra alakazam and suddenly im munchlaxing on your dick

You: You’ve got quaite a par-a-sectxy tits there

Stranger: you should checkout my paras

You: I Machoke you with my dick first

Stranger: dont worry im the machamp of blowjobs

You: I turn on my charm-an-der pants come right off

Stranger: ill togekiss your dick

You: I am going to give you aipom to the back of the head

Stranger: you can do me up the ampibom

You: yo. take it slowbro

Stranger: ill give you testicles a slowpoke

You: Shut your meowth

Stranger: well thats tentacruel but your cum tastes tentacool

You: Thats reuniclus

Stranger: can we have a threesome you me and my solosis

You: Do you bayleef in life after death?

Stranger: im a chikorita i believe in nothing but your penis

You: Is it venos-aur mercury that’s closer to the sun?

Stranger: if ivysaur was you i would get ready for my flash

You: Eww golurk in a corner somwhere

Stranger: golett me into your bed

You: Ony if you’re not wearing abra

Stranger: kad-abra is ony for when im feeling mewtual

You: I’m natu you think I am

Stranger: we can be soloud your neighbours might think there is a blitzle

You: Sorry, I am only with girls who are missingno teeth

Stranger: i am missingno teeth but i am starting to think we shouldnt be so loudred

You: Tonight, I’ll beedrill-ing your mom

Stranger: can i join in id like to see your staryu

You: only if you dont have herpes, or im gonna have to rapidash right out of your apartment

Stranger: dont worry most people like to stoke my ponyta

You: I want to lickitung your jigglypuff

Stranger: what f your cum misses my mouth and goes right up my nosepass

You: I will squirtle it on your jigglypuffs and my sudowoodo never misses

Stranger: i have the biggest cleffas in town you can jiggly,puff or even put your dick between them

You: I would rather be with your friend. She said she liked it when I Pinsir nipples

Stranger: i know but trust me we could even have sex in a gardevoir centre i can do it anywhere

You: Not in a garden. my athsma makes me start koffing and weezing

Stranger: your quite bon-sly

You: I am awarding you with the official seel of failiure

Stranger: would you like to sleep with each other and wake up covered in dew-gong

You: But people will be watching, I’ll zapdos niggers

Stranger: im o=ok at art-icuno i could paint you naked

You: I am a freak in bed, I usually s-lapras before i fuck it

Stranger: i dont care i wanna raichu forever

You: Good, Becuase my dick is a heat Seaking missle

Stranger: my boobs taste butter-when they are free

You: You are not the kind of persian I would like to talk to

Stranger: you could floatzel on my vagina

You: I’ll have to sing you a song bu Rick Gastley first

Stranger: my bits could haunter but you will love them

You: You have a darkrai when I penetrate you

Stranger: my cressilia tastes better with your sperm

You: not if i hauck a lugia on it

Stranger: entei brilliant

You: You are rather oddish

Stranger: i prefer to think your quite vileplume

You: you think you are my queen, but I needoqueen

Stranger: nidori-no i just need a sex friend

You: I think you’re getting drowzee becuase your puns are getting worse

Stranger: holy crap your right (no poke-pun just truth)

You: Look, go to bed, there is no shaymin losing this game

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